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It's The CH Rom Band

by CH Rom

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Good Tenant 02:33
Transcendental trip-hop Transient witch-bop Experimental colonist Disenchanted affect I will be Be a good tenant No shortage of vibes Looking for Berlin? I think it’s somewhere in Brooklyn *I will be Be a good tenant (A good tenant!) I will be Be a good tenant A good tenant So I’m about to go and play a show And I’m looking for a street cart Trying to throw up on stage I’ll make it worth their while Looking for a lover Not looking for a gallerina I’m a good tenant And a really hard worker * Licking iced coffee From the seat of a fixy Foodie aggregation (It’s a) workshare vacation Single-malt mildew Laundry soap microbrew Exterminator speed date Garbage chute exfoliate GPS timeshare (good tenant!) Pissing in the tupperware (a good tenant!) Livesream broker’s fee (good tenant!) App-based autonomy (universal tenant!) Rustico culture? (so many tenants!) But think of the exposure! (good tenant!)
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If you ever Have a box grocery selection Drone-delivered to your condo by surprise If you ever feel tiny blockchain fingers Softly keystroking your thighs Can you hear your personal-pan NGO donation Hosting a one-time membership flesh drive Can you hear the global dot-gif recall The call to abstraction, Facial decal it all *Scroll it forward Don’t send it back Scroll it Forward If you ever Face a different kind of circuit Calling you in (not calling you out) Through the digital divide If you feel willing and stable To wade through your family chat therapy on cable (Pay-per-view!) They’re saying it’s a pyramid meme Eternal herbalife essence Swipe clean your guilt Don’t try to hide * (Cha-cha now, y’all) It’s a Mavis-Beacon-Teaches Mentorship rodeo It’s a straight-to-DVD-edition of Cops Gone Wild
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It’s a self-help thing for cops and yuppies alike The divined and entitled urban renewal guide Tell me more! Helping to improve  The delivery systems of pacification Poetry and propaganda  In a perfect public and private hybridization *The pig is the product and the pig is the shooter In the shrine of commodity there’s no broken windows The pig is the product and the pig is the killer  The pig is a player in the share economy (Tell me more!) An artisan of poison with a radical autonomy  The pig is an animated protein growth Unproductive calorie and killer with impunity The pig is the product and executive producer It’s a self-help thing For cops and yuppies alike Some of them rule with pedigree and some of them rule with might At once the pusher and the product, Well-versed in the divined and entitled urban renewal guide
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Tapeworm 02:56
Poking out and poking around Making a home without a sound Unwinding and unfurling Your incessant wiggle’s got me whirling Oval in a circle It’s your mouth from above Flat fiend for my leftovers That’s the body that I love (I open my mouth and you jump inside) You are inside me, my little friend Slithering through me, you end where I end You’re such a good worm Learn as you squirm You eat what I eat You’re my tapeworm Body in a body, livin’ for free Breakfast, lunch and dinner— It’s an eating spree! Hairs in a bunch and organs in a knot Healthy flora, keep out the rot! Microbe helter-skelter In the jaws of love and shelter Like a glove in a glove That’s the body that I love (A worm is great company!) I am inside you, your little friend Slithering through you, I end where you end I had to learn to be a worm To yearn and squirm I eat what you eat I’m your tapeworm
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*Forget your love Forget your fears Forget your dreams Follow your tears Such a charm now, working for a vision No harm now, Working on commission Cultivated lifestyle You want it, you buy it! Affirmation NOW Creative-class riot Looking for a share Optimistic, looking to keep all my hair * Alternative entrepreneurs, Sometimes they think they’re strays Hedging their civility, Privilege always pays! Turn on the lights, turn on the TV Turn on the phone— Can you see me? * ”So, if ever you grow weary of this lifelong hazing event Called ‘career’ Remember the perks:” Adult babysitting with a coat check Installing a shower on the deck Valedictorian of your creative class Dreams of Marin County rain On contemplative glass Multitasking present tense Infininitely renewable Universal sentiments
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I’ve got a friend and they’re just like me Pissing in the wind and thinking they’re free Beholden to love and too easy to trust That’s just the thing with people like us I think it’s high time that we figured it out We do much better when we’re consistent When possessed by belief we’re easier to trust That’s just the thing with people like us Life is an underground lottery organ transplant You’ll do what you can, outsource what you can’t
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION Landlords, neighborhood tour guides, pigs, Ye products! Blockchain agents of Violence ATTENTION ATTENTION, ATTENTION The void is open! Here at the Marketplace of Ideas, Only Death is possible. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU But what death it is! Oh, the choice... Such exquisite choice! Everybody has an idea Worthy of the Marketplace!
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Your Job 03:16
You can see it appearing before you Yes, it's your career Voices in the timeclock cry to thee, “You, one day—top-tier!” Love at first sight right From your standing desk A shaft of light demanding you confess An action of the mind Is to take your time From clocks and coin let the heart unbind Everyone a witness to the love-labor industrial complex Perfect experiment perfect hex *Your job Will ask you to forget how to love Your job Will ask you to forget yourself Your Job The Very Best Job will make You and everyone you know A cog and a shell Shopping cart now empty (Refill required!) Refill itch It’s a-creepin’ Eternal stasis Oh, how you tempt me Filling the void Only as fast as it deepens Cycle of pain and payment The perfect cycle The perfect experiment without end or consequence *
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Caravan open bar roving renovation For convenience the trade is steep Subject pays for their own re-education Out beyond the content heap Insights arrive stale or sour In your room with affordable view Count the winners by the hour Keep countin and there’ll be room for you Signalling white security Exotic neighborhood tour guide *Every living thing Will one day lose touch with every other The neighborhood tour guide Will never learn to be a lover A machine designed To acquire and beckon The curators and funders For whom community’s a word to be uttered, Something to exploit and re-discover Know thyself know thy cultural investment Value of your time, value of your place Event planners, body-snatchers— There’s evidence Steal the headset off their face Tenants of Earth seeking relief Each one a sac of blood and teeth, Waste, noise, water, and bone Perfectly constructed for holding a phone Self-help savior Wild white fantasy They’ve run amok Non-contributing community Out of luck And fresh out of immunity Their last chance to liquidate And do something meaningful for society

about

Yes, that’s right, It’s The CH Rom Band!!! CH Rom is joined by an ensemble cast in the next soundtrack to your revolution-themed meditation session. Over four years in the making, this non-ephemeral Digital Art Object features some of the best voices, hands, and feet in the global prosumer content industry, namely Dr. Kaye “Ope O’Clock” C-N, Nebula “Jo Ready” Jo, KZ “Great Company” Boohoo, Kaye “@CNNGO” Wharp, Sam “Slam” Richardson, Tristan “Shophard” Shepherd and extra special guest Comrade B’Joie. Find herein: arts and crafts for the dawning of a new age, gastro-capital love song super catalog, and, of course, landlords, pigs, and yuppies. Oh and also: neighborhood tour guides, blockchain misery index innovations, vegan corn syrup, craft patriarchy, creative-class riot, artisans of poison, unending reflective content scroll, unlimited shopping cart refills, love-labor industrial complex, standing desk revelations, straight-to-dvd cops-gone-wild, single-malt mildew, and animated protein growth wrapped in lifestyle-berry açaí full-body armor, designing an app somewhere in the organic shampoo aisle at the natural foods store. Tenants of Earth, the time is now! There’s a call-a-thon to kickstart the undercover boss overseeing clean-up of the toxic spill at the Marketplace of Ideas—do Your Part and pledge big! Best for self-care, lawn care, and revolution—let us know what you think!

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released January 7, 2022

Written, composed, arranged, performed, cast, designed, performed, recorded, produced, and mixed by CH Rom. With the CH Rom Band, and special guest Comrade B’Joie. Conceived and recorded in New York City, 2017-2021. Mastered By Deep.

THE BAND:
CH ROM vocals, everything at least once
DR. KAYE C-N vocals, keys, percussion
NEBULA JO drums, vocals, keys
KAYE WHARP electric guitar, keys, bass, vocals
KZ BOOHOO vocals, percussion
SAM RICHARDSON vocals, bass
TRISTAN SHEPHERD acoustic guitar, pedal steel, vocals

with extra special guest
COMRADE B’JOIE bass, saxophone, violin

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